Brixton Police Station bus stop. 2am.
While I was waiting for the N35, I spotted two men at the bus stop across the road. One was looking on as the other unzipped his trousers and urinated against a defenceless council-maintained bush. The urinating man had some sort of stain on the back of his shirt. He turned his head and said to the other man, ‘If I fancy someone I just fuck ’em.’
Wow. Get in line, ladies.